As my friend and I were finishing a large Taco Bell meal, I noticed he was not going to finish the last bite of his Crunch Wrap Supreme. "Finish that," I said, "there are starving people in Africa." After those words escaped my lips I thought about it... We are supposed to stuff our faces in fear that we leave food behind, just because others are not able to? Then it hit me: white liberal guilt is the cause of childhood obesity. There, I said it.

cI went to see Superman last night, and almost fell asleep before it started. You'd think that with all the concessions sold, commercials, shown, and previews that the price would drop below $10.